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Lava Media broadcasts the news wires for Heaven, Hell, and Purgatory to the far reaches of the universe and beyond. Our audience consists of over half a sextillion organisms, whom we reach by means of over 40 quadrillion forms of communication and frequencies. We have been broadcasting to your planet since shortly after its inception, though we operate in subtle ways for cultures in the early stages of civilization such as yours. You may be familiar with one of our divisions, which is commonly referred to as the Collective Conscience. To stay up-to-date on all newsworthy events related to the Divine Portal, bookmark our website and check back at least once a month.
 
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