News Headlines for 2001
- Dec 2001 - Results of Demon Co Study: Hell is Happiest Realm in which to Live
- Dec 2001 - Purgatory Online, Alien Designs Launch Divine Portal V1.0
- Nov 2001 - Unholier Than Thou Publishes Most Blatant Hypocrites Report
- Oct 2001 - Cult of Technology Releases Divine Engine V1.0
- Sep 2001 - Political Asylum Expands Offices to Meet Growth Forecasts
- Sep 2001 - Book of Prophecies Releases Armageddon Clock for Planet Earth
- Sep 2001 - Pious Condemns the Terrorist Attacks on the Trade Centers, Pentagon
- Aug 2001 - Timeless Domains Completes Procurement of 30 Celestial Domains
- Jul 2001 - Lord of Heaven Reveals List of Imposters over Past Two Millennia
- Jun 2001 - Heavens Demons Issues Tri-annual Report; Harmony up 420%
- May 2001 - Pink Demon Premiers Five New Brands of Demons at Expo
- Apr 2001 - Ring of Invisibility escorts Dante Alighieri through Purgatory
- Apr 2001 - Spirit Worlds, Utopian Societies Announce Timeshare Community
- Mar 2001 - Lava Media Penetrates the Heavenergy Wormhole, Expands Audience
- Feb 2001 - Theologies, Mythologies, and Ideologies Hold Epic Debate
- Jan 2001 - List of Hell on Earth Award Winners for Earth Year 2000